Thursday, February 3, 2022

Hike #2; Portland to Washington

 Hike #2....

My second hike in the continueing series, from a time when I did'nt know this would turn out to be a regular thing.

 

6/16/97

Portland Colombia Footbridge

In the months following my first legendary hike, word spread through the previous

participants that it was "awesome" (after their feet stopped hurting of course). A slight

buzz went around regarding the hike, and I was told by previous hikers as well as some

who could'nt make the first one that I should lead it again.

Portland PA on the tracks

I was happy to oblige, and partially in celebration of Conrad, Derek, and Jenna's recent

graduation, I scheduled another hike. Immediately, I had a huge response. More than

double the size of the original group planned on attending, however only three showed up

(a trend that unfortunitely holds up to this day). Conrad Blease and Eric Schneider showed

up together, and one new hiker, my good friend Andrew Brosonski, whom I hiked short

distance with previously (by short, I mean ten miles!), were raring to go.

Climbing rail cars in Portland PA...I was just 17

As before, my mom dropped us off in Colombia before the 80 on ramp from Rt 46. I had

eaten entirely too much the night before and was already feeling the effects. We walked no

more than 1000 feet when I knew I had to stop for a "Separation Break" (a term used by

Appalachian Mountain Club when answering the call of nature). This was indeed a terrible

feeling, as it always is when this needs to be taken care of outdoors. I managed to find a

hidden spot behind the piers of the Portland-Colombia Toll Bridge while the others went

ahead. We crossed the footbridge as before, on this, a beautiful Summer day.

Crossing Delaware Trestle

After stopping at Port Mart for Chocolate milk, we started heading southward on the still

active tracks. The rail yard here (where the junctions used to exits, two tracks came in

from the Bangor and Portland Railroad, for north and southbound trains, still active, and a

connector track for the nearby Lehigh and New England Railroad, long abandoned, right

next to the Lackawanna Station which still exists.) had more tracks at the time, though it

was overgrown. We took a little time to climb around on one of the parked rail cars. I told

everyone how years earlier my cousin, Tanner Zack ran around frantically dumping a

gallon of oil or tar all over the road, the stain of which was still in the road, now over a

year later. There was also a rock in a giant puddle he and I had thrown there, which was

still evident (is'nt this exciting?).

In the old Blairstown Railroad cut, Delaware NJ

In the old Blairstown Railroad cut

After crossing Rt 46 we again climbed on the cliffs in the NYS&W Railroad cut, and

made our way through Delaware and beyond. When we reached the driveway near

Ramseyburg, we did as Conrad had previously suggested, running up the slate hillside to

our east to see who could do it fastest. At this time, Conrad was fastest. After we each

reached a point behind a small Mountain Laurel bush and two large trees, Conrad declared

that from this day forth, this would be known as the "Bush of Might", and it was.

And there was much rejoicing. We took off again after Conrad whacked down some Sumac

trees with my walking stick.

Knocking down sumacs with my walking stick at the Shrub of Might

When we reached the Manunka Chunk Tunnel, I brought the group into the caved in side

to gawk, planning on walking through the other side.

North side of the Manunka Chunk Tunnel

Conrad and Eric decided they wouldinstead try to run over the mountain. "Buck", our nickname for Andy, and I made our waythrough the tunnel. The issue was that Eric and Conrad had all the water, and we had nothing. We did not anticipate that they would get lost heading over Manunka Chunk Mountain.

Buck in Manunka Chunk Tunnel

In Manunka Chunk Tunnel

In Manunka Chunk Tunnel

The south portal was wetter than the previous time (there is always water in the tunnel

regardless, the flume system that once kept Catherine's Run out of the right of way had

been long destroyed). We made our way through the Jewelweeds to the farm road

paralelling the right of way.

South side of Manunka Chunk Tunnel

As we called out for Eric and Conrad, there was no answer.

Buck was getting dehydrated, and soon flopped to the ground as I tried to survey the

other side of the fields from afar. I managed to get Buck up once more, but he passed out

once again after not long. Soon, Conrad and Eric's voiced could be heard; they had

crossed the mountain in the wrong direction. They somehow got to the right of way, so I

got Buck up and attempted to meet up with them, almost stepping on a Deer Fawn, which

rocketed off scaring the bejesus out of us.

Our scratched up legs south of Manunka Chunk Tunnel

By the time we were reunited, Buck and I had cuts all over our legs from fighting through

the weeds. We made our way south without incident. Passing throught the Sand Pit in

Bridgeville, the clearing being done had extended over the right of way.

 

After making our way to Oxford, Buck and I reminisced of the time we had walked here

together before, how we were on Rt 31, and a fire hydrant had a cover on it. Buck pulled

the cover of and screamed "HAHAHAHA! YOU'RE NAKED". We bothed laughed

histerically until we were interrupted by a deep honking, turning to see a giant Mack

Truck barreling toward us from only a few meters away. We leapt off the road barely

missing getting hit, then laughed.

North side of Van Nest Gap (Oxford) Tunnel

This time, being warmer outside, we opted to use the Oxford Tunnel. The right of way

approaching it was wet and sometimes overgrown, and when we reached the mouth of the

tunnel Conrad had had enough. The north portal is immediatley full of water, so Conrad

ran up the embankment alone to cross the mountain. Eric, Buck, and I made our way

through the frigid, over knee deep waters, taking a rest on a raft in the middle of the

watered section. Conrad was already at the south portal of the half mile long tunnel (built

in 1862, refurbished in 1906) when we arrived.

The raft that used to be in Oxford Tunnel. It's ruins are still there, all beat up.

Passing through Oxford Tunnel

South side of Oxford Tunnel at this time had many fallen trees over it.

Buck and Eric were extremely tired as we continued, and decided they wanted to walk to

Warren Hills and stop there. Conrad and I decided we would run along the right of way

back to Washington to meet his girlfiend at the time, Katka. We stopped by the

Washington Dunkin Donuts to call her.

 

I don't remember what we did after this one (probably had pizza), but I was certain I

wanted to do this hike again...

 

Again, even though facebook will allow the participants from this hike to leave comments on this, I'm including comments here that I'd gotten from them initially.

 

“At what point did we start singing ‘The Scotsman’? I believe it was around the first or

second hike. And riding in Katka’s car, a piece of shit maroon LeBaron at that....”

- Conrad

 

Yeah, it was around the second hike, I believe that we started singing that. That used to

be the only time Conrad would tolerate singing, as openly expressing your love of a

capella was forbidden, as was using words shorter than his name! Ha! “The Scotsman”

was an a capella minor hit for Bryan Bowers; it gained it’s popularity through Dr.

Demento. It is significant to mention that Conrad gave me a tape with this for my 17th

birthday, just after the first hike. It contained mostly ridicules songs like “The Scotsman”.

One of the best birthday presents I got!

Can’t say I remember a maroon LeBaron...but I remember picking up Eric and Buck.

 

“After we met at the school we went to the sandwich shop to eat between the Shelby’s and

the Acme in that stupid Warren mall shit, where I, shortly after that found out I just got a

job at the Mansfield Shop Rite and my mom came and picked me up. That was a

wonderful hike. You did’nt forget anything important.”

-Buck

 

Wow, yet another significant point in life is associated with this hike! Amazing!

 

"this is hike number two" i thought to myself, out loud, "surely this will fare better than

the carnage that befell the first 200 mile treck that took us over the whitecaped rocky

shores of the deleware river and throu the devilish pit of the monkeychunk tunnel, an un

holy pit of blood and decay just a step from the boules of satans lair, of this i am sure."

i bit my lip to hold back the tears as i thought of all those brave hikers who gave their

lives knowing that the odds of them ariving home in anything but a pine box were slim to

none.

as we took those first unsure steps across the dishevled logs that made the once mighty

railroad bridge mikes words "DON"T LOOK DOWN MEN! THE LAST ONES WHO DID

WERE SWALLOWED BY MURKY WATERS AND NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!"

no sooner did the words escape his lips when the Delaware river swelled up an roared.

Some would have said it was just the winds of the comming storm, but i knew that it was

the dark water beckoning us to test it's powers.

onward we travled. The gnareld trail lay in front of us, rocky and trecherous. around

every dark corner iminent danger was waiting for our missteps. the weather had taken a

turn for the worst as the nor' easter finnaly caught up to us. Soon any evidence of our

trail was burried deep beneth the accumulating snow drifts. I was'nt the only one who

noticed that it was now imposible to turn back. "Looks as if our bread crumbs are gone"

said conrad.

"Well at least we can't be followed" replied Buck.

"I still not convinced..." Conrad trailed off as something caught his eye.

Off to our left, some 75 feet up a vertical slope of pure rock stood one lonely, near bare

shrub. Its twisted branches curled like knobby weatherd fingers desperatly clutching a

few leaves, each one made of pure gold and was adorned with preciouse jewels.

"Great Scoot..." gasped Conrad, "the fabled Bush of MIGHT!"

"Not thee Bush of Might," I asked " The Bush that first grew at the dawn of time and

whos leaves posess the power to heal any wound and bring people back from the brink of

etenal death?!"

"The very same." Whisperd Conrad as he began to scale the jagged cliff face.

-Eric

 

...I don’t even know what to say about this...except PURE GENIUS!

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